Basketball is relative.

  • *while playing 21 at a hood basketball court.
  • random guy: Are y'all any good? I hope y'all are good.
  • me: Well, good is relative.
  • guy: What?
  • me: Good is relative.
  • guy: ...
  • me: ...
  • me: Everything is relative.
“This is so boring. It’s like listening to a TedTalk by the color beige.”
— Tom Haverford.

Q

komo--rebi asked:

2,7,27 ^ ^

A

2. talk about your first kiss.

  • it was the 3year anniversary. awkward. horrendously awkward. emotional.

7. talk about your biggest insecurity.

  • i’m scared of what i can’t control at times. things that, despite my hardest efforts, will never be changed by what i can do. like how i can’t control what strangers think of me or whether or not my words have the same connotation to them. 

27. talk about your favorite part of someone else’s body.

  • whenever i meet someone, i like to look at their mouth. *being the son of a dentist, this is normal and not creepy. the natural curve of their lips. how the corners lift and drop in order show their natural reaction. not to mention the beauty of a great set of teeth. 

"talk about" rather than "ask me"

  • 1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
  • 2: Talk about your first kiss.
  • 3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
  • 4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
  • 5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
  • 6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
  • 7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
  • 8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
  • 9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
  • 10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
  • 11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
  • 12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
  • 13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
  • 14: Talk about a vacation.
  • 15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
  • 16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
  • 17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
  • 18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
  • 19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
  • 20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
  • 21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
  • 22: Talk about your worst fear.
  • 23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
  • 24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
  • 25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
  • 26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
  • 27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
  • 28: Talk about your fetishes.
  • 29: Talk about what turns you on.
  • 30: Talk about what turns you off.
  • 31: Talk about what you think death is like.
  • 32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
  • 33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
  • 34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
  • 35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
  • 36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
  • 37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
  • 38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
  • 39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
  • 40: Talk about the end of something in your life.

lollians:

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.

(via meag-and-thepasterinos)

either times are getting really bad or too many people i know follow me on tumblr. all i know is that i am too embarrassed to talk about what i’m going through.

*i wonder what it would’ve been like if my arms were longer, i was taller, i got to go to bball camps growing up, etc. i wish i was better. that i could’ve had this kind of passion earlier in life. what if i had a clearer vision when i was younger. man. i just keep telling myself that this doesn’t change the fact that i can still be somebody. A somebody. one day soon i’ll believe it.

opposablethumbcrew:

Books have a way of making you homesick for a place you have never been.

(via plotweaver)

jonthebomb:

sa. bo. tage. apstat

i remember ewan mcgregor being in every movie that year.

"the lord of the rings is so long and boring…"

"…the ring gets destroyed in the end. i don’t get why it has to take so long for them to just do it."

ARE YOU SERIOUS?! ARE. YOU. SERIOUS?! i’m guessing you saw the movie, so i must ask..were you too busy texting to understand the battle of good and evil going on? to see one of the best movies when it comes to character development? not to mention the fact that you not only attacked the movies, but the WHOLE story altogether. JRR Tolkien is one of the most innovative authors in the history of writing. he not only wrote more than 8books about Middle Earth, but he also developed 5different elven languages with alphabets and everything. and as if that wasn’t tough already, he also thought up histories and lore for each race in Middle Earth. i could go on for days cuz i just don’t see how someone could just trivialize one of the greatest trilogies of all time.

afootballreport:

A crown for a new king who couldn’t be stopped
He was shoved out. He could have dived. He could have taken the foul and slowed the game down. Instead, he stayed on his feet, knowing more than anyone that nothing could stop him. Gareth Bale stepped up, and now there are no doubts. Madrid will remember this one legendary run for years to come. [Art by Kendall Henderson. Words by Eric]

*can you imagine being this fast? in the 85th minute? wow. afootballreport:

A crown for a new king who couldn’t be stopped
He was shoved out. He could have dived. He could have taken the foul and slowed the game down. Instead, he stayed on his feet, knowing more than anyone that nothing could stop him. Gareth Bale stepped up, and now there are no doubts. Madrid will remember this one legendary run for years to come. [Art by Kendall Henderson. Words by Eric]

*can you imagine being this fast? in the 85th minute? wow.

afootballreport:

A crown for a new king who couldn’t be stopped

He was shoved out. He could have dived. He could have taken the foul and slowed the game down. Instead, he stayed on his feet, knowing more than anyone that nothing could stop him. Gareth Bale stepped up, and now there are no doubts. Madrid will remember this one legendary run for years to come. [Art by Kendall Henderson. Words by Eric]

*can you imagine being this fast? in the 85th minute? wow.
“If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be very intelligent, read them more fairy tales.”
— Albert Einstein (via twloha)

(via twloha)

*i miss New York. *i miss New York. *i miss New York. *i miss New York. *i miss New York. *i miss New York. *i miss New York. *i miss New York.